He just stopped by in his time machine to make a killing in stocks.<\/a><\/p>\nOddly enough, the Feds don’t believe him, they figure he’s got insider information. At 126 companies.<\/p>\n
Oh, and nobody can find any record of his existence before last December.<\/p>\n
It’s on tv.yahoo.com, so it’s gotta be true!<\/p>\n
I wonder why he didn’t just look up his arrest record before he came back?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Okay, this guy parlays $800 into $350 million in the stock market in two weeks. How? Well, he’s from the year 2256. He just stopped by in his time machine to make a killing in stocks. Oddly enough, the Feds don’t believe him, they figure he’s got insider information. At 126 companies. Oh, and nobody […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.casiello.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.casiello.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.casiello.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.casiello.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.casiello.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.casiello.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.casiello.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.casiello.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.casiello.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}