Okay, this guy parlays $800 into $350 million in the stock market in two weeks.
How? Well, he’s from the year 2256. He just stopped by in his time machine to make a killing in stocks.
Oddly enough, the Feds don’t believe him, they figure he’s got insider information. At 126 companies.
Oh, and nobody can find any record of his existence before last December.
It’s on tv.yahoo.com, so it’s gotta be true!
I wonder why he didn’t just look up his arrest record before he came back?